The Roast of KTownEgghead

[Kermit4Prez]

Here we will post jokes pertaining to KTownEgghead.

How many KTowns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, because KTown has had sufficient experience with screwing in light bulbs.

Why did the KTownEgghead cross the road?

To achieve political enlightenment for the working class so that we could overcome the evil Bourgeois class.


Ah ha ha, my sides are ripping already with mirth and laughter!

[Honorable Leader]

My jaw is raw with laughter.

I am pleased, child.

[Glue]

Here we will post jokes pertaining to KTownEgghead.

How many KTowns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, because KTown has had sufficient experience with screwing in light bulbs.

Why did the KTownEgghead cross the road?

To achieve political enlightenment for the working class so that we could overcome the evil Bourgeois class.


Ah ha ha, my sides are ripping already with mirth and laughter!

The Bourgeois? We must protect them! It's the proletariat that must be stopped!

[Kermit4Prez]

But they have oppressed us for so long, giving us no freedom of speech or thought!

Under KTownEgghead, we have complete freedom of what we can say or do, can't you see the complaint section?

[Honorable Leader]

But they have oppressed us for so long, giving us no freedom of speech or thought!

Under KTownEgghead, we have complete freedom of what we can say or do, can't you see the complaint section?

Thank you for your quick defense, my child.

Glue, you have angered me. Kermit, punish him.

[Kermit4Prez]

I have given our blasphemous Ecko fifty lashes for speaking out against our freedom of speech!

[Honorable Leader]

I have given our blasphemous Ecko fifty lashes for speaking out against our freedom of speech!

Well done, my child. +5 Karma has been added to your profile.

Now, banish him to the work camps. My feet are too tired.

[Kermit4Prez]

This is a duty that I am unable to complete.

Perhaps I am too disloyal, for with loyalty I can figure out anything Dear Leader asks of me. I have already given myself 30 whips to the back as repentance for my disloyalness.

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